Tuesday, October 23, 2012

DRAGONTURTLE and Other Stunning Korea pictures (pt1)

There is a lot in Korea that is really beautiful. I blew up pictures that I thought looked especially nice in one way or another. However, it is much more fun to look at the pretty pictures I took while I was there than it is to actually be there.

Unfortunately, Jeff could not show me around Seoul much because he was working and he lives in the nearby city of Incheon. So here are some pictures of me roaming the city the first day.



This is a selection of Korean porridge. Doesn't sound appetizing? It isn't.


I took a path into the North where I read about a cool little temple with people chanting. Here you see a man relaxing in the peace. Here I can hear the chanting of the spiritually inclined. I think it's pretty.

Also pretty. That is Seoul Tower in the middle.

Interesting cultural thing. A bar of soap on a metal bar above the sink.

I hear a theme song coming...
This was from my second day of roaming Seoul. I went around the palaces. They are pretty boring to explore, but the pictures turned out great.
So much more pretty in the picture than in person. Best seen full screen.

Same note as previous.



It was just really easy to take nice pictures, but it was pretty boring there.



Probably my favorite picture at the palaces.

Korean food doesn't taste that good, and it doesn't fill you up either. And it's expensive.

This is a packed Buddhist service. I've never seen anything like it in Thailand.


DRAGONTURTLE!


He's looking at me....

A great picture. Also best seen full screen.

My companion for the day, Sarah from Hong Kong.

Had to blow it up for unknown reasons.

Cool building.

This cool thing is in the middle of the city. People hang out down here. Some young lovers too.

I took a lot of bad pictures here. I'm so happy that one turned out well! Yay!

Da crew. We hung out with Gloria a couple times on the left. In the middle is Jeff (thanks again for housing me Jeff), and on the right is Sarah who was also staying with Jeff.
That's it for now. I will try to post more soon!

Monday, October 15, 2012

fuckiminmy20s and Thai Language

So I definitely have a backlog of at least 3 journal entries that I need to write for this blog, but this one is awesome and quick and easy.


I was reading through the tumblr fuckiminmy20s, which as I understand it got its own article in the NYT. Supercool.

Reading I realized that there are many ideas that I no longer relate to while living here, also it's targeted toward girls. And I'm not sure that I like it. 

Regardless, I got to this entry:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7c10wEfdy1qjm1zlo1_400.jpg

The reason this was interesting to me is that in this way English, a very precise and rigorous language does have a legitimate hole created by culture that has remained unfilled.

Even more interestingly, Thai does not have the same hole. There is puean, meaning friend; there is fan, meaning girlfriend/boyfriend; and there is geek, meaning someone you are messing around with but is less than a fan. Also similar to American culture, geek is often roughly translated to "secret lover." That is someone you are hooking up with but only a few choice people know about it (if anyone at all).

So I decree, from this day forward we in the States all call hookup buddies "geeks"!

Supercool.


Update:

Upon further reading through her blog, I think that the author may be referring more to someone where there is possible mutual interest but nothing has happened yet. This would make the person in question certainly not a boyfriend or girlfriend, but it might also feel weird to simply call them a friend. This may be partially due to the fact that "friend" in young adult language is a relationship that is doomed to be non-sexual.

This point of view would be supported by this post.

Then again, my original understanding would be supported by this video, which she posted on her blog. I think the video is more representative of her commentary on non-friend non-boyfriends in what I've read in her tumblr so far.

I guess I might suggest that two new words for between-friend-and-boyfriend/girlfriend might be needed for young adult culture in the States. *shrug*

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Notable Thai Romance Film, Interesting Kids' Film

So I saw a couple of films recently. "Echo Planet" and "Yes or No 2."

Echo Planet

 

Echo Planet is a super-publicized animated film about a Lanna girl, her baby brother, and a the son of the president from "Capital State," the richest country in the world. It is a totally fictional country with a flag that looks like this:




The film is about how carbon dioxide builds up in the atmosphere so much that it becomes alive and starts roaming and destroying the world. It was pretty hilarious.

My favorite scene in the film is when the boy is introduced at the World Boy Scout meeting in Ayutthaya, Thailand. A helicopter comes down dramatically, opens, and he is not in it. Everyone is confused until instead he flies in on a jet pack. I'm giggling just thinking about it.

See the trailer here. It's hilarious. Very much worth watching. (No English subtitles, but I think that makes it better.


Yes or No 2
 
A far more notable film for many, many reasons. I will just go through a few.

FIRST I need to clear up something that you may not understand. That's three girls right there. The middle one is a tom, short for "Tomboy."

In America this would just mean that it was a girl who has interests similar to a guy, but here it means you are gay, cut your hair short, and wear more masculine clothing.

In Thailand many boys and girls will dress differently or have different fashion to identify themselves as gay and what "type" of gay I guess you could say.

While in America it may be offensive to attach names to things like this, one friend has openly told me on multiple occasions that she used to be a tom. (She showed me a picture too!) In America, just because you have short hair doesn't mean you're gay, but here it seems like it does.

To watch the trailer WITH subtitles, click here. It gives a very good synopsis of the entirety of the film.

Here's the jist: 2 girls, Kim and Pie, are in a relationship for a few years. They go to separate internships in very different areas of Thailand. Kim, the tom, starts to like her fellow intern, Jam. The Jam is determined to go out with Kim.  This happens while Kim tries to keep her original relationship with Pie afloat. I had to look up these names...

Notable things:


1) Serious lesbian love film so popular they had to make a second one.

Being a lesbian is still taboo in Thailand. There was some basic discussion about how the Pie has to hide from her family that she is in a relationship with a tom.

Nonetheless, I have no knowledge or memory of a romantic drama about a lesbian relationship in Mainstream--or even alternative--American cinema. (Please tell me if I'm forgetting something. Also, for a spectacular American lesbian satirical romantic comedy see But I'm a Cheerleader.)

So in this way, Thailand is ahead of the times.


2) Blows the Bechdel Test out of the water!

Most people don't know about this test. I first heard about this test in my intro to film course in college. It is VERY important stuff. You can learn a lot more than I know about it here, and the two minute video is a spectacular introduction. The jist is that in order to pass the Bechdel Test a film must fill these three criteria:

-It has to have at least two named women in it
           --Who talk to each other
                     ---About something besides a man

Basically it is a test about whether or not there is an actual presence of women in the film at all. MANY films do not pass this test (see earlier link). For reference, Sex in the City BARELY passes this test because the characters have one conversation in the film about shoes.

Back to the Thai film.

It is very common in Thai film to have a lot of joke-characters with ridiculous/awkward/needy personalities who are basically seen as obstacles for the characters to avoid or overcome, hilariously. But in this film, every single joke-character except one is a man and every single man is a joke-character. All of the serious characters are female, even female characters with very little speaking role.

They don't talk about men (why would they?); they mainly talk to each other; and I just gave you three named female characters. So. BLOWS TEST OUT OF THE WATER. Thailand is awesome. I've never seen a film like this--amazing.


3) Explores cheating/interests outside of a relationship in a unique way

Most people will probably find this not interesting, but I did.

Basically, as I see it, when people think about cheating in film, either the person they want to cheat with or the person they want to cheat on is an American version of a joke-character. Either by being evil, insensitive, awkward, unattractive whatever--the character that has no hope of getting the viewer's sympathy. But here, even though SPOILERS the relationship is preserved in the end, all three characters are treated as desirable, caring, intelligent, loving, and imperfectly human.

In this film promiscuous thinking is not illustrated as something either good because the girl/boyfriend is a douche OR something that should never, ever happen because the relationship is a good one--real love overcomes stuff like that. For the film promiscuous thinking sucks, but it is a natural part of being human. Very different from our idealized Western idea of love, and the dilemmas that it creates for itself.


4) Stalking/obsessive behavior in Thai society

Again, SPOILERS. One of the most interesting cultural scenes for me was one in which Kim (the tom) comes into Jam's room (fellow intern she has a crush on). There she sees where Jam obsessively kept track of everything she and Kim had done together on post-it notes. She drew pictures of them together and talked about how she hated 8pm, the time every day when Kim calls Pie. Then Jam comes in, is surprised and embarrassed, and she says Kim is her first love.

This was the moment when I thought Jam was turning into a joke-character and Kim would go running for the hills. That's what would normally happen in an American film--you think you are attracted to someone outside the relationship that is normal until you find out they are evil/insensitive/awkward/unattractive(needy). But instead Kim, having just broken up with Pie, decides to go out with Jam.

There are a number of reasons I might hypothesize for why this happened in a Thai context, but I think I will just leave it at that.

Conclusions:

I highly recommend those who are huge film buffs try to get their hands on this film or the original. It will be entertaining because it is so different. Probably not the best film in the world by Thai standards.

While we have the Bechdel Test on the brain, I realize that Echo Planet passes it too!  

Lastly, I'm not sure if I ever wrote about ATM, but if you want to talk about truly spectacular Thai cinema, watch ATM. Notable for very different reasons, but still a romantic film that is done VERY differently that one would be in the West. Also, HILARIOUS.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

New Thai Word

Mon Kee-ow

So someone said this word to me several times. Eventually I remembered it long enough to ask a Thai friend (who knows English) what it means. She says it is what you say when you see a fat person who is cute and that makes you desperately want to squeeze their fat. And then the person explaining it to me squeezed the fat on my arm. I never thought I would have such a good excuse to lose weight.

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Oil massage. You essentially get naked for it. Maybe my most disgusting blog entry. You have been warned. (No pictures. Sorry.)

There are some days when something happens disturbs me. That was today, but for a different reason than anything in this blog post. The Thai style oil massage is hereby classified "interesting."

Oil Massage.

Today I had my first Thai Oil Massage. I don't know if I did it right but the basics are this:

(Massage portion of process takes about two hours)
1) drink tea
2) shower
3) put on special massage clothes. That is to say put on see-through pantyhose material underwear.
4) lie down on massage table and wait for old lady (at LEAST as old as my mother (which is to say around 30 :-P, you're welcome Mom) )
5) hot mint-scented oil massage, every inch of your body except head and groin. Back, then legs, then arms, then chest and stomach.
6) she asks you if you want a hand-job in Thai (in my case this always seems to be combined with a physical tap on my genitals) (I always say no :-P)
7) she said no but she does it anyway. (kidding. Yes I have a sick sense of humor.)
8) head massage (no oil as far as I can tell)
9) shower
10) drink different tea
11) pay 500 baht ($15) +tip (I seem to be the only person that tips, ever, in this entire city.

I got in for my massage very late. The place closes at midnight and I got there at about 10:30pm. So thus when I was finished the place was closed.

Between step 9 and 10: When I had gotten out of the shower the old lady was changing the linens (I did try to cover myself, but it's not like there was anything she hadn't seen already). As I was getting dressed she was trying to tell me something in Thai. Eventually I understood the words "go home." And then I understood the words "two people" while she pointed to me and her. I think you understand what's going on already, but I am an idiot so I thought she was saying that we were the only two people in the whole place and it was urgent that I go home so that she can go home too. When I got out to where I pay, I realized that my first interpretation is not the case. The two receptionists (why they need two in Thailand I will never know) were there and received my payment.

So I'll just come right out and say it. I think this lady, at LEAST as old as my mother, was asking that we go home together...

So since I won't be making any old ladies horny (hopefully) when I wear the Thai non-oil massage garb (actual pants and shirt) and since it's cheaper and more relaxing/effective, I think I will be sticking to the REGULAR Thai massage from now on.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Another Thai/English difference

When I was learning Thai back in Chiang Mai, I had an interesting class concerning a Thai word (I don't remember) that is translated as "to look for something" and "to find something." Someone in the class said what we were all thinking: "To look for something and to find something are very different things." To which the teacher replied, "Not in Thai."

Saturday, June 23, 2012

No, I have the best sausage!

I needed to go to Laos briefly. I left yesterday and came back today. I arrived at the train station about 10 minutes before departure, but I was hungry. So like a fool I went over to where they are selling food.

Some people already know my deep love and affection for Isaan sausage, sai grawg (the R and second G in "grawg" are very soft). So I went over there, sure that one of the many ladies would be selling it. I know you think I'm being sexist, but it's almost always ladies that sell those beautiful sausages.

There was one very aggressive lady who got in my face and tried to pull me over to her area. Then another lady on her cell phone tries to persuade me to hers. I ask them both if they have the sausage. They both say yes. I ask how much. They each say 40 baht. Finally I decide to go for the seller who is not literally dragging me to her stall, but she doesn't have the damned sausage that my heart so desires. Oh woe is me! So, assuming that the other was not LYING I ask her what she has. But alas, they were both LYING. So now I was sausageless in the Ubon bus station.

Eventually I got an Isaan-style grilled chicken breast, but my love for Isaan chicken breast is nothing compared to my passion for Isaan sausage. :-(

Glossary:
Isaan--North-Eastern Thailand and/or North-Eastern Thai people, associated with a very unique dialect and culture.

Isaan-style grilled chicken breast:

 Sai-grog--Wonderful sausage of the Isaan people.